List-O-Mania: Songs über Selbstbefriedigung

von Sassan Niasseri

29.11.2012

Pink: "Fingers": "When it's late at night, and you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking …" — Pink: "Fingers": "When it's late at night, and you're fast asleep I let my fingers do the walking …"

Foto: Scott Barbour/Getty Images. All rights reserved.

Mit Liedern von Broken Social Scene, Dresden Dolls und The Who.

Pink: "Fingers": "When it's late at night, and you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking …"

… "I press record, I become a phene, And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking".

Tweet: "Oops Oh My": "Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head
Oh my Oops, there goes my skirt dropin' to my feet, Oh my ...

…"Ooh, some kinda touch careesing my legs
Oh my, Ooh I'm turning red. Who could this be?"

Tocotronic: "Mach es nicht selbst": "Wer zu viel selber macht
Wird schließlich dumm …"

…"Ausgenommen Selbstbefriedigung".

Tegan & Sara: "One Second": And when I cry, I do it all alone, and on the floor …"

"… I get myself into the moment
Lose myself completely on it"."

Mutabor: "Masturbation in der Sonne": "Ich lege selber Hand an mich und spüre dabei keine Pflicht, Lass' den Hormonen fre...

Rosenstolz: "Party mit mir selbst": "Schreckliche Geräusche
geh`n mir auf den Geist …"

…"Wie schön es ist alleine, Ich bin schon ziemlich heiß".

The Caesars: "Jerk It Out": "it's already begun
you feel it, running through your bones, so you jerk it out, jerk it out"

Nirvana: "On A Plain": "I love myself better than you …"

Kurt Cobain

Georg Danzer: "Der legendäre Wixerblues". "I hab ka Feundin
i hab ka Frau
I hab bei´d Weiber den Dauerhahn
auf mi ste...

"Was soll i machen – i wix, sonst nix"

Kim Fisher: "Mond". "nur der Mond scheint in der nacht
auf meine Welt
wenn ich all das heimlich tu,
was mir gefällt …"

"Wenn die Lust mich überfällt
meine Hand mich unterhält
nur der Mond scheint in der Nacht
auf meine Welt".

Broken Social Scene: "Me and my Hand". "Me and my hand,
We've been together …"

"Since I was born,
Since I was in the world"

Dresden Dolls: "First Orgasm". "i am too busy to have friends
a lover would just complicate my plans …"

"so i will never look for love again
i'm taking matters into my own hands"

Throbbing Gristle: "Something Came Over Me": "Mummy didn’t like it
And my daddy didn’t like it …"

"But I do it anyway
Yes I do, do, do, do, do it anyway".

Jethro Tull: "Roll Your Own". "Roll yer own. Don't mean you got no money.
Only that you got no opportunity to shake it wit...

"you won't be satisfied when you feel the sudden need
to unwind."

Aerzte

"Die rechte Hand tut mir jetzt weh. Du bist immer noch nicht da.
Weiß der Teufel, wo Du steckst".

Green Day: "Longview". "My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got …"

"When masturbations lost its fun
You're fucking breaking".

The Violent Femmes: "Blister in the Sun": "When I'm walkin' I strut my stuff, man I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite I j...

"Let me go on like I blister in the sun,
Let me go on big hands I know you're the one".

Eagles of Death Metal: "Solo Flights": I don't need a reason baby, I don't have to worry. I keep a tight grip on myself,

… "I ain't in no kind of hurry."

The Who: "Pictures of Lily":_"Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night"…

Chuck Berry: "My Ding-A-Ling": "When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy" …

… "Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling"

Top 100 der besten Sänger

Cindy Lauper bei den Simpsons

…"No, I won't worry, and I won't fret / Ain't no law against it yet Oop - she bop - she bop
She bop - he bop - we bop..."

The Divinyls: "I Touch Myself": "I don't want anybody else
When I think about you" …

… "I touch myself
I don't want anybody else /Oh no, oh no, oh no"

Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers: "All By Myself":"I don't need society
To open up my life for me
I don't need no aud...

… "I don't think you understand
What's that dripping in your hand
All the things you thought you do
You finally met your...

The Buzzcocks: "Orgasm Addict": "well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks. but now you found out that ...

… "sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines. now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans"

Mr. Bungle: "The Girls of Porn": "Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen/ But ...

… "My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip through the pages one more time
An...

… "Here I am, on my knees
Praying to the beast that stole the sex from me"

Radiohead: "Thinking About You": "Been thinking about you, and there's no rest. Shit, I still love you, still see you in bed"

… "But I'm playing with myself, what do you care
When I'm not there"

Prince and the Revolution: "Darling Nikki": I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend" …

… "I met her in a hotel lobby / Masturbating with a magazine"

Tori Amos: "Icicle": And when my hand touches myself, I can finally rest my head, And when they say take of his body
I thi...

Tori Amos

Pixies: "Holiday Song": Well sit right down my wicked son, And let me tell you a story, About the boy who fell from glory,...

… "This ain't no holiday
But it always turns out this way
Here I am with my hand"

Devo: "Praying Hands": You got your left hand
You got your right hand
You got your left hand" …

…"While the left hand diddling
While the right hand goes to work"

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